E_B_A:
Dolly Parton's method for home 
breast enhancement was successful 
with the people who lived.
 
  
NightTrain: 
Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons
  
Beedo: 
I thought she wasn't allowed to 
have sharp objects. 
 
 
 Matteus:
hey, it's the mother from The Crow!

Xylorjax:
"See?  'Spice Girls Plunge to
Untimely Death'.  THIS version of
the script tested through the roof."
 

Matteus: 
they still look in disbelief that
this movie has a script
  
 Angel_Noir: 
"Here's another report, sir." "Let's 
see...damn it! This one doesn't tell us 
why the top of my office is at a 45 
degree angle, either!"
 
  
 Beedo: 
And in this one, you can clearly 
see how flexible Sporty is....
 
 BuckFifty: 
While she'd never admit it, Sporty 
got a special thrill from sliding down 
the Spice-pole
 
Beedo: 
Scene from "Austin Powers 2: Never 
Say Spice Girls Again, Or I'll Kill You".
 
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Fell-For-The-Glue-On-The-Fireman's- 
Pole-Trick Spice 
  
 JediClone: 
What happens when you wash your 
vibrator in liquid Viagra? 

Matteus:
Mission Genesis meets Teletubbies
 

Xylorjax: 
This has GOT to be the most 
SPACIOUS bus I've ever seen.
 
Matteus: 
wow, look at how those lions are 
tearing them limb from limb
 
  
Beedo: 
Meanwhile, in Arkham Asylum....
 
  
Matteus:  
is she alright? she doesn't 
even look human
  
Beedo: 
This is just insulting to the 
memory of Mae West.
 
 
 E_B_A: 
As the alien parasite bored its way 
out of her skull, Steve tried not to 
react lest the date would turn into one 
of his usual disappointments.
 

Geek_Spice:
Ginger gets lucky with a crew 
member from the original Star Trek
 
 
Neoknight: 
He's never had any of the Spice Girls 
cause he's a fruit.. get it? Fruit! 
  
 BuckFifty: 
Bob was known for his 
risque fashion sense.
  
NightTrain: 
Mr. Whipple goes undercover to 
make sure the Spice Girls don't 
squeeze the Charmin.
 
  
 E_B_A: 
"Captain Picard is delicious!"
  
 Dibbley: 
Geek:  It's What's For Dinner.
  
 Beedo: 
Carmen Miranda's peeping-tom 
nephew, Raul.
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Bob realizes why no one wanted 
to be sat at the "head" of the table. 
 
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