Angel_Noir: 
To save money on flights, they would 
often register Posh as a carry-on item.
  
 E_B_A: 
For this year's fashionable moonwalk, 
we have a sleeveless jacket and slacks 
combo in an elegant knit that will have 
all the other astronauts staring as you
explode from the pressure of the vacumm.
 
  
 Beedo: 
Does my arse look big to you? 
 

Matteus: 
she's used to having cameras 
aimed at her butt

Xylorjax:
 Little Known Spice Girl Fact #38:
 Posh can write her name in the snow.
 
 
Beedo: 
Hey, it's Downtown Julie Brown!
  
E_B_A: 
She likes the fish a lot more ever 
since she had them encased in that 
3 inch thick sheet of plastic.
 
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Special Guest Star: Rob Lowe 
  
 Beedo: 
Greg Brady has REALLY come 
down in the world!
 
 NightTrain: 
"All right, let's get a shot of what 
makes you ladies great! Off with 
the clothes, please."
 
 
Xylorjax:
 Neil falls for the old "Soot in the 
Viewfinder" trick.
 
  
Angel_Noir: 
"Look, Ned! The Spice Girls. 
LET"S THIN OUT THEIR 
NUMBERS!" *BLAM!*
 
  
Beedo: 
That's right, just line up in front 
of the target....  FIRE!!!
  
Neoknight: 
Dead members of the DC Comics staff 
are now rolling over in thier graves 
 
  
NightTrain: 
"But, like, how do you fly an invisible 
plane if you can't see it and stuff?" 
[P.S: Wonder Woman 
doesn't have a cape!]
  
  
JediClone: 
The Spice World wrap party is crashed 
by the fat girl from All That.
  
Angel_Noir: 
On the next "Your Shittin' Me 
Theater", Rupaul stars as Dianna 
Prince in "Wonder(?) Woman".
 
BuckFifty: 
Meanwhile at the auditions for the new 
Wonder Woman tv series..."Look at 
my t*ts and I'll kick your f**king ass!" 
"NEXT!"&
 

Xylorjax: 
.oO(Note to self.  Take cotton out 
of mouth after dentist's appointment
next time.)

Matteus: 
Wonder Woman will be played by Rosie
 
Xylorjax: 
The crew really shouldn't have 
had Bob's Chili Emporium cater
the photo shoot...
  
BuckFifty: 
Baby Spice does her Woman in 
Redb impersonation...Baby's not 
the sharpest pencil in the box... 
either that or she's colourblind.
  
NightTrain: 
To quote another film they 
ripped off: "HELP!!!"
 
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