BEEDO:
There is a video montage of Chewie, all stock footage from  SW:ANH, and the final scene is the Wookiee family 
sitting around the dinner table, holding hands. The End. Thank God.
 
  
JediClone:
Suddenly Han lost all interest in
finding any of his own relatives.

 Beedo:  
Just ONE detonator. Is that so wrong? 

Matteus: 
o/' three little maids from 
school are we.... o/' 
 

   
HanoverF: 
"It Stinks!"

 Beedo:  
I see the Big Dipper! 
 
JediClone:  
o/' Lumpy in the sky with diamonds... 

Matteus: 
I think it's Cygnus 

Angel_Noir: 
On the final day of his Cardasian 
debriefing, they really tried to freak 
Picard out. (Die hard fans will get it, 
damn it!) 
 

   
 HanoverF:
"Wait a moment... parsecs measure 
distance! You Screwed me Solo!
Never mess with a jedi!"

Beedo:  
Stock footage alert! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Use the flashback, Luke!" 

MrTim: 
And the aptly named Sir 
Not Appearing In This Film. 
 
 Occupant: 
Chewy, Capricorn. Likes midnight
strolls, gun battles, travelling in
hyperspace, picking the ticks off
of loved ones, jazz . . .

Beedo:  
Wanted: Chewbacca.  Last seen with 
mumbling smuggler, Han Solo. 

JediClone:  
I am so sorry! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Waddaya mean they ain't makin' 
'Harry and the Hendersons 2'?" 

MrTim: 
"You talkin' to me? You must be 
talkin' to me 'cause I don' see anyone 
else you could be talkin' to. Are 
you talkin' to me?" 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
"Bantha Testicles? You call that art!?
We are gonna have to have a 
serious talk son!"

Beedo:  
"So, Son, what did you do in school 
today?" "told my class how my Dad 
is an outlaw who hasn't visited me 
since I was born." 

JediClone:  
Tonight on Wookie Knows 
Best: "Boy, did you eat the neighbors' 
cat today?" "No. I ate the neighbors!" 
<laugh track>

  
 HanoverF:
"Pass the Luke." "Only if you share 
some of you Leia Buns." "Ok, more
Solo Soup, Lumpy?"

LuvBJones: 
And Life Day wraps up with the
feast of the sacrificial Harvey.

Beedo:  
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom 
from Good Programming". 

Angel_Noir: 
The Ewoks gather around C3PO, 
mesmerized by his story. That is until 
they realized he was ripping of 
Tom Clancy. 

JediClone: 
Could someone explain to me why 
aliens from a long time ago in 
another galaxy and stuff are observing 
an Earth Christian spiritual rite? 
 
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