BEEDO:
Meanwhile, downstairs, the Empire is broadcasting mandatory viewing of debauchery on Tatooine, in the hopes that 
this will promote others to be upstanding citizens. All it did for me was promote the urge to break out a flame-thrower. After 
some stock footage of Mos Eisley, a few seconds of which are to be seen nowhere else, we cut to a cantina being run by 
Ackmina, played by Bea Arthur. She pats old Momaw "Hammerhead" Nadon on the head, something which would normally 
upset most bar patrons I know. Music is playing courtesy of a familiar band, and the patrons are roistering to the 
point where the bouncer gets involved.
 
  
Beedo:  
"RMX-3761?" "Yes?" "Do you ever 
feel... you know... not so fresh?" 

JediClone: 
Not rebels, not psychotic commanders, 
 not even Dark Lords Of The Sith. 
NOTHING keeps a stormtrooper 
from catching a new episode of 
Dawson's Creek 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
"I know what your thinking, did I fire
first, or not at all, well do you feel
lucky? Well do you, Solo?" 

Occupant: 
Hello. I represent the Lollypop Guild.

Beedo:  
Idon'twannaknow. Idon'twannaknow. 
Idon'twannaknow. 

MrTim: 
"No! I'm the god! I'M THE GOD!!!!" 

Matteus: 
are you trying to seduce me? 

Angel_Noir: 
Disney sails close to copyright 
infringement with "Honey, 
I Shrunk Bobba Fett". 

NoobSaibot: 
My, you ARE a big fella! 
 

   
 HanoverF:
"No One here knows Camptown races?"

Occupant: 
Two, three, four . . . 
Zoot suit riot (Riot!)

Beedo:  
"Play some Skynnyrd!" "E chu ta!" 

Matteus: 
the Tweety Bird Band 

MrTim: 
And now, the Fox Mulder orchestra 
will perform "In the Mood." 

Angel_Noir: 
Never let Fox Mulder book the 
band for your daughter's wedding. 

Neoknight: 
Rock on, boys, rock on! 
 
 Occupant: 
URP! Excuse me. Too many radishes.

Beedo:  
Looks like Zutton had the chilli again. 
 
Matteus: 
welcome to Maurice Sendak 
(sp?) Land 

Angel_Noir: 
"He said he doesn't like you. But I kinda 
fancy your eyes, nubile young Jedi!" 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
Got any souls Man?

Occupant: 
Your ass is mine, Freakazoid!

Beedo:  
Give your Aunt Ermintrude a kiss! 

MrTim: 
Michael Richards after wayyyyy 
too much caffeine. 

JediClone: 
A brain that size, and he still 
thinks with his dick. 
 
 
 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
I've heard of musical chairs, but 
musical tables?

JediClone: 
Even in his old age, Lak Sivrak 
got thrown out of cantinas for 
absolutley no reason. 

Beedo:  
I think Tork enjoys his bouncer 
job a little TOO much. 

MrTim: 
o/` Closing time:/ Gather up your jackets 
and finish your whiskey or beer. o/` 
 
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