BEEDO:
The instructions are on a video chip (played on a fifth entertainment center), and are presented by Harvey Korman 
(again) playing a pointless Amorphian android who is constantly malfunctioning. Watchers are thankful when Lumpy switches 
off the instructions and assembles his gift the traditional male way: sticking bits where they look like they might fit.
 
  
 HanoverF: 
"So come on down to apathetic Andy's 
electronics, or don't what the hey."

Occupant: 
Early Imac

Beedo:  
Available in any Radio Shack near you. 

JediClone:  
"Three roles in one awful show? Man 
you really need your head examined!" 
"That's Headley!" 

MrTim: 
"Come on down to Isaac Asimov's 
Rebate City for the best positronic 
deals in town!" 

Neoknight: 
Back then, this was considered 
high tech. Scary, huh? 

NoobSaibot: 
I bet the prop guys got that 
from Radio Shack. 
 

   
 HanoverF:
"Now with my Pentium 100000 GPS I 
only need one hand to find my ass!"

Beedo:  
Ooh! Wedgie! 

JediClone:  
Still trying to rub off Tim Conway's 
hickies. 

NoobSaibot: 
Did we HAVE to see this guy 
adjusting his Depends? 

MrTim: 
"I love you, Mister Typewriter!" 

Angel_Noir:"Alas, poor 
Windows 3.1. I knew him Horatio...." 
 

   
JediClone: 
Siskel and Ebert gave Harvey's 
performance two thumbs down.
The National Endownment For
The Arts gave him a $20,000
performance art grant.

Beedo:  
Oh, good.  He wired his jaw shut! 

Matteus: 
he's still using a pacifier?? 

MrTim: 
"Hello, and welcome back to the 
Home Surgery course. Today's 
lesson is the rhinoplasty." 

Angel_Noir: 
Han Solo's dad.  "He used to brag 
about making the Kessel run in 3 
parsecs. My ass! He was too busy 
wetting the bed. Little bastard." 
 
 JediClone:
<bad fade in effect> Sondon here! I
found those birth control pills of yours
Malla! Heh, better late than never-
Uh... hey there Lumpy Boy!... uh...

Beedo:  
What are we looking at, and 
should we be seeing it? 
 
Matteus: 
ewok porn 

Angel_Noir: 
Wookie porn: "Behind the Green 
Moon of Endor". 
 

  
HanoverF: 
.oO(Lee Majors is Sooo dreamy!
Especaially when he's sleeping!)

Beedo:  
The Holidy Special claims its first 
coma victim. 

Matteus: 
was it good for you too? 

MrTim: 
When this first aired, thousands 
of homes had people sleeping, 
watching people sleeping, 
watching people sleeping. 

Neoknight: 
Gads, this thing's so  boring even 
the guy on the TV fell asleep! 

NoobSaibot: 
ZZZZZZZZZZZ 
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz! 

Angel_Noir: 
On the next "You're Shittin' Me Classics": 
"The Nap Time of Dorian Grey". 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
"This Etch-a-Slab sucks!"

Beedo:  
Why doesn't anyone listen to 
me and FRY that furball? 

MrTim: 
Sorting out all the yellow M&Ms. 

JediClone: 
Only in the Star Wars Galaxy 
could you be sent to your room for 
playing with Nerf Balls.
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