BEEDO:
Malla gets back to cooking (Wookiees are apparently male chauvinist sloths) after the calls are made. Did I mention  
that the cooking video Malla is watching is hosted by Harvey Korman? In drag? Playing a four-armed Julia-Child-like chef,  
Harvey has burned the words "Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir!" into the brains of those unfortunate enough to watch 
the show. The capering and mugging are painful to watch, and his lower pair of arms are so uncoordinated, he gets smacked 
in the face with a ladle when tasting the Bantha Surprise. Malla gives up in despair, and so do most audiences. 
 
  
Beedo: 
"THANK YOU, GOD! THANK 
YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!" 

MrTim: 
"Acting!" "Genius!" 

HanoverF: 
It's Alf! And he's eating Toonces! 
 

   
Phrank:
Just one thing... OH MY GOD, 
WHAT IS THAT?

Occupant: 
Wamp Rat . . . That's a good thing.

Beedo: 
Folks, idon't think I've ever before 
been so frightened in my life. 

JediClone: 
The real "Bantha Surprise" Is which 
part of the Bantha this is. 

MrTim: 
It's Julia Satan's Child! 

Occupant: 
Wamp Rat . . . That's a good thing. 

LuvBJones: 
This thing's got Sid and Marty Krofft 
written ALL OVER IT. 

Matteus: 
I'm having a really bad Today's 
Special/Romper Room/New Zoo 
Review/Pinwheel/Julia Child memory 
 

   
Phrank:
Hmmm... Crap soup...

Beedo: 
...a touch of cyanide... 

MrTim: 
Is it Sampo yet? 

HanoverF: 
Cooking with Sasquatch new on 
the Cooking Channel. 

JediClone: 
They finished off Oscar. Now they're 
marinating his worm friend.
 
Phrank:
Get your hands out of there!
That's for company.

Beedo: 
"Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip stir!" 
(Beedo takes careful aim...) 

JediClone: 
Just dont ask what the third  pair 
of hands down there are doing... 

NoobSaibot: 
I just feel sorry for the person crouching 
behind Harvey Korman's butt. 

JediClone: 
I bet it's Tim Conway down there: 
"Dorf On Sodomy" 

HanoverF: 
"I'll get you Strawberry Shortcake! 
...As soon as I'm done pre-heating the 
oven to 350 degrees." 

MrTim: 
"Just soak the dress in this for about 
an hour and you'll get all those nasty 
stains out with no trouble at all!" 

Matteus: 
people thought her claws would 
hinder her from ever becoming a 
universale chef, but it turns out she'll 
never need knives 
 

  
Phrank:
This doesn't resemble anything 
Martha Stewart made... outside of
a bedpan anyway...

Beedo: 
.oO{Bleah! Oh, well, it'll do for the kid.} 

MrTim: 
Needs the bucket after seeing the script. 

JediClone: 
Third time this wek she's had to fish 
one of her Keepsakes Ornaments 
from Lumpy's stool. 
 
 
 

  
 Beedo: 
Wnnerful, wunnerful, t'ank yu for 
dat-a bewtiful music. 

Matteus: 
I can see his Vick's Vapo-rub action 

Neoknight: 
The Empire's starting a new 
psychadellic free love movement! 

NoobSaibot: 
Now is de time on Shprockets 
vhen ve dahnce! 

LuvBJones: 
If Dan Rather Ruled the World 

HanoverF: 
"Help Me Frasier Krane, you're 
my only hope!" 

MrTim: 
"I have great news about how you 
can increase your benefits without 
paying a penny more for life insurance!" 
 
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