E_B_A: "This just in. Reported insane Japanese woman on rooftop impersonates reporter! Film at 11!" |
BuckFifty: "Sure we could be telling you about the death and destruction caused by the monsters, but how often does one find a potato chip that look like Clint Eastwood? Well we're about to show you one" |
NightTrain: Nothing like a little rooftop karaoke. |
Beedo: Kelly Hamasaki reporting from Cleveland. You think I'm going to hang around Tokyo when there are monsters around?! |
BuckFifty: They were beautiful, these Gyaos in the Mist... |
Xylorjax: Odysseus looked on in satisfaction: construction of the horse was right on schedule. |
Angel_Noir: "SWD seeks damsel in distress for rendevous. Must like flying, caves, and cajun style kinght-errants." |
Beedo: Cock-a-doodle-DEATH! |
Xylorjax: Smugman, and his lovely assistant The Amazing Snob-illa |
Angel_Noir: "...From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of arm- crossed lovers take their life..." |
NightTrain: "Elvis Presley." "Carl Perkins." "Elvis Presley!" "Carl Perkins!" |
Beedo: It's not fair. His breasts are bigger than mine. |
Angel_Noir: And Pamela and Tommy Lee never spoke to Jackie Chan again. |
E_B_A: What is this!? Polaroid!? What does it- *FLASH!* uh... OHMIGOD! It stole my soul! |
BuckFifty: Cue Indiana Jones theme |
 Hiroki's robbery attempt is foiled by a "nerd trap" baited with a GameBoy. |
 Young man, I'm afraid there's been a mixup.You're betrothed to my other daughter. What can I say? I havnt seen em for 20 years either. My boss had me do a double shift. |
 So, a foursome, then? |
Beedo: Did Emmerlich and Devlin do a single original shot?! |
Angel_Noir: Amplewoman goes jogging. |
Xylorjax: Huh huh huh huh huh. Crack. |
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