BuckFifty: 
Damn, when they say 
No Solicitors, they mean it!
 
 Beedo: 
Starring Hiu Boomonto 
as "Minato Ward Kuriiba".
 
Angel_Noir: 
Although the city council couldn't 
officially stop Puff Daddy from 
preforming, they had other ways 
of detering him.
 
 
Beedo: 
It's a pity when toy missiles 
are fired at a bonsai city.
 
 
Xylorjax: 
In the hopes of ending the gridlock 
which had plagued the city, Tokyo 
introduces the replacement for the 
cable-car:  the Cable-Gyaos. 
 
 
 Beedo: 
It's a Gaos in Paris?! 
 
Neoknight: 
The efficiency of the Japanese at 
work, ladies and gentlemen! See 
as the rocket misses the target!
 
 
Beedo:  
Hey! Another shot stolen 
for the new Gojira flick!
 
Beedo: 
Okay: soldiers, girl, her boyfriend,
scientist....  Waitaminit! Where's the 
shrill brat in disturbingly tight shorts?!
 
NightTrain: 
The Japanese Village People 
 
Beedo:
 Watch the hand, Minoru.
 
Angel_Noir: 
Coming up next, we'll look at 
anchormen who've had their 
genitals removed for not taking 
their hand off my knee. 
Over to you, Bob.
 
 
Xylorjax: 
Try as she might, Mary just couldn't 
carry on with the newscast after Bill's 
seat-ripper visibly lifted him out of his 
chair.
 
 
E_B_A: 
Always the awkward news 
cast when Steven starts muttering 
about his impotency during the 
Viagra stories.
 
BuckFifty: 
"Sushi hating, American round 
eyes call it The Daily..."
 
 Beedo: 
The lines to get the new Beanie 
Babies are getting ridiculous.
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Meanwhile, on "T2"...
 
 Xylorjax: 
This shot courtesy of Independence 
Day, or Deep Impact, or ...you 
get the picture.
 
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