HanoverF: 
"Maybe you don't remember me, 
but do you remember, THIS?!?" 
"*gasp* Gallagher-san!"
 
  
 BuckFifty: 
The Headless Horseman attempts 
to disguise his identity		  
 E_B_A: 
It was hard talking to Hishimoto 
without your gaze falling to his tumor.
 
Xylorjax: 
Mary is awestruck at Brain 
Guy's cousin, Testicle Guy.
 		  
NightTrain: 
Hey, lady? Kolchak 
wants his hat back.		  
Beedo: 
Chisai Debi, Japanese 
diva of snack-cakes.
 
 Neoknight: 
The world looks on as the Gamera 
crisis causes Japan's first truly 
Democratic meeting.		  
 HanoverF: 
Ken lost the game of musical
chairs fair and square, but he
still thought they should have
bought a full  'round table'
in the first place.		  
E_B_A:  
After investing millions of dollars in  
research and design, and then scouring  
the country fpr competent statesmen to  
head the comittee, Mexico steps up its  
chicken fights with an elected panel  
and high tech facilities. 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
The Knights of the Round 
Table meet to discuss recent 
cutbacks in their membership.
 		  
NightTrain: 
Competition for the title of 
World Simon Champ was fierce.		  
Angel_Noir: 
Hey, those bastards forgot to 
put cheese on my sub again! 
 
 
Xylorjax: 
We now return you to Literalist's
Theater: Watership Down, 
already in progress.
Beedo: 
"Torpedoes locked on the
Carnival Cruise ship, Sir." "Say 
goodbye to Kathie Lee, men. 
Fire!"		  
JediClone: 
Tonight, on The History Channel, 
a look at attack submarines on 
"Phallic Objects at War: F*cking 
With Innocent Lives"
 
 Xylorjax: 
Please excuse Tigerlily.  She 
has explosive diarrhea. 
 
 NightTrain: 
\o School's out forever! o/ 
 Angel_Noir: 
Casting call for the part of Laura 
on "Little Dojo on the Prairie".
 
Beedo: 
Gotta run.  I have a sex 
appointment with a 
middle-aged Salaryman.
HanoverF: 
"You want to see something 
rearry scary?"
BuckFifty: 
"Well no, it's not that I don't like 
it..it's just that trying to jam it 
into fourth really hurts..."
 
 
 Beedo: 
So, what do they call a Biggu 
Makku in America? 
 		  
  Beedo: 
Oh, crap.  They found Speed 
Racer's brother, Spreitl.		  
 Neoknight: 
Taking her child out into the
wilderness like that? What kind of parent is she?
 
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