BuckFifty: 
You really gotta be careful what you 
order on the Internet.  I mean,
these naked pictures of Betty White
aren't what I expected at all.
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Bob prepares for another game 
of "Paper, Rock, Scissors: The Gathering".
 
 NightTrain: 
The problem with the news Serbian 
dollars is that they're way too 
big to fit in your wallet.
 
 HanoverF: 
Honey I think it's another list 
of demands from the chickens... 
they sign it 'Freerange or die!'
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Japanese chain letters were a little 
more intense than our own: "If you 
break this chain, a thousand nija 
warriors will hunt your family..."
 

Beedo: 
Honey, who do we know 
who's having a Bat Mitzvah?
 
 
 
 BuckFifty:  
Realising he has dishonoured his host  
by not having any threes, Kuona silently  
slides his blade into his heart, killing  
himself.  (Oriental Version of Go Fish.
The deadly game the whole family can play.)

 
 
 Beedo: 
"I thought I just saw a Peeping 
Tom!"  "Oh, that was just Uncle 
Hiroki.  He's harmless."
 
 NightTrain: 
"A toast! To absent 
friends...and Rocky." 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Well, they didn't pay the ransom, 
I guess we'll send them his ear." 
"Can I see?  Aw, how cute!"
 
 
BuckFifty: 
Dead fish eyes?  For me?  Really, 
you shouldn't have...really.
 
HanoverF: 
That's enough crack for you 
young lady, now go do your 
homework and off to bed!
 
Xylorjax: 
Once again, Judy falls for 
the "got yer brain" prank. 
 
BuckFifty: 
"Um, no soup for you..."  Spin 
offs of popluar American sitcoms 
are all the rage in Japan.
 
Neoknight: 
The Japanese version of Sesame 
Street couldn't afford the puppets. 
Here we see the Count. "One 
flying turtle! Ah ah ah!"
 

Xylorjax: 
"Hey.  You there.  Cappers! 
You think you so funny!  You 
make jokes with l's sound rike
'r's.  OOOOooohh...BIG capper..."
 

Beedo: 
Do you wanna make more 
money?  Sure, we all do.

Beedo: 
It's always tragic when 
your mom deep-fries your 
pet shrimp by mistake.
 
 
 HanoverF: 
Oh Magic Comma, help me have 
better grammar... Help me to 
have better grammar. I love 
you Magic Comma!
 
 E_B_A: 
"Do you fear for your own life 
becuase you've just turned 21? Try 
Ponds Medicated Logan's Run Pads!"
 
 NightTrain: 
Oh, how cute! The baby 
Pac-Man is chewing on 
his finger.
 
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