Beedo: 
Would you like fries with that 
order of seawed?		  
  Angel_Noir: 
Although few historians will admit it, some
dishonored samurai, in lew of suicide, opted
for the "kitchen duty"option.
 		  
 Xylorjax: 
It was hard, but they both managed
to ignore Uncle Leo's binge drinking
right up until Leo ralfed on his plate.
 
 
 Beedo: 
Now, when your brother stabs himself
with the wakizashi and doubles over
in pain, I want you to slice off his
head with the katana like this, okay?
 		  
 Angel_Noir: 
"How was you guy's trip to America?"
"Awful! They actually *COOK* their
fish!" "Oh, dude, don't remind me!"		  
 Beedo: 
The Battleship Yamamoto after
downsizing.
 
Scouty: 
Menudo hatched a plan after they 
decided *no one* was leaving the 
group due to puberty.  It involved 
duct tape, lemon juice and tweezers. 
It wasn't going to be pretty. 
 		  
BuckFifty: 
o/"One of these things is not like the 
others.  One of these things, doesn't belong..."/o 		  
NightTrain: 
"Cardboard characterizations?" 
"Check!" "Godawful dubbing?" 
"Check!" "Incredibly bad special 
effects?" "Vomit-colored 
windbreakers?" "Check!"
 
 
 E_B_A: 
"I'm telling you! Maracas are not 
a part of the DNA strand!" 		  
 Beedo: 
Nice helixes, baby.
NightTrain: 
Meanwhile, in Appalachia....
 
 

Angel_Noir: 
A page from El Nino's photo albulm.
JediClone:
Meanwhille, in the Japanese version 
of Close Encounters of the Third Kind...
 		  
 Scouty: 
Got 163-day old milk? 
 
 
 E_B_A: 
got cocaine?		  
 BuckFifty: 
Rescue workers work around the 
clock to try and free baby Jessica 
from the huge pile of Gaos guano 
she's been buried under. 
 		  
 Xylorjax: 
Bill's subscription to the "Mashed 
Potatoes of the Month" club 
eventually forced his roommate 
to seek another apartment.
 
 
 Angel_Noir:  
An unfortunate side affect of the
Godzilla/Taco Bell crossover.		  
 Beedo: 
They've found Gilligan's Island!
 
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