Matteus: 
Let's get the kids, they'll 
know what to do! 
 
BuckFifty: 
Both are too polite to ask if 
the other's gay. 
 
 
NightTrain: 
That's an odd name for a cockatoo! 
(Or whatever the hell that bird is.) 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Retirement has not gone well 
for Tucan Sam.
 
 
 Xylorjax: 
"Yeah, I guess I like scary movies, 
but I don't see what this has to do 
with a giant turtle..." 
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
"Generic Monster Movie 
Research Scientist Hotline..."
 
Matteus : 
The Himegami Island will Go To
Archipelago for Vacation
 
E_B_A: 
Go directly to archipelago. Do not
pass Himegami Island. Do not collect
$200. 
 
 
 Beedo: 
1> Start                   
   10> Goto Archipelago
   Archipelago> Run c/:>
            20> End                               
 
 
 HanoverF: 
Continueing the ridiculose movie trend
of people outrunning explosions, huge
fireballs, and tidal waves, we bring you
Hiroshima, where our two heroes manage to
outrun the nuclear blast 
 
 
NightTrain: 
Akira Kurosawa's "The Running Man." 
 
 Xylorjax: 
Fire In the Sky, letterbox edition. 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Ahh, God must have seen 
me touching myself! Run!!"
 
 
NightTrain:
\o Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!
(Huh!) Those cate were fast lightning!
(Huh!) O/ 
 

 Beedo: 
This is about the scene where 
someone goes "AIEEEEEE!" 
and gets vaporized.
 
 Xylorjax: 
"I understand that you want to keep
this quiet, deary."(yelling)"WE NEED
A PRICE CHECK ON A BOX OF
EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS." 
 
HanoverF: 
 "Hey stupid, when I said maybe a 
little bumping and grinding would get 
you a raise, I did'nt mean for you to 
do it up against the cash-register!"

Angel_Noir: 
"How much for this?""Insolent dog, 
you cannot match my kung fu!""I'm
sorry?""Prepare for 'Over
the Counter' style!"
 
 
 Beedo: 
Miyo!  You've been reading 
those porn comics again, 
haven't you?
 
  BuckFifty: 
Now there's a nice picture for the 
back of the milk carton.
 
 E_B_A: 
"What do you think of the President's 
state of affairs Ma'am?" "Me sucky sucky!" "I see." 
 
 
 NightTrain: 
Hey, Joe! You rike to buy my sister? 
She virgin and rook rike movie star!
 
 Xylorjax: 
Due to a bizarre editing-room 
accident, the director's vacation footage 
comprised the first 5 minutes of the movie.
 
Beedo: 
Since when did Gamera 
have a lightsaber?!
 
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