LuvBJones:  
At first I was gonna make a credit  
card riff, but then, that's really what 
it is. Oh dear. 

Jorie:  
Don't leave home without it. 

Reynard T Fox:  
"I'm sorry, Mr. Batman, but the 
computer says that your card has  
been reported stolen."  "ROBIN, get 
your ass over here!" 

Matteus:  
it's a new candybar 

Agent_Moldy:  
"Did you see this movie? Neither  
didanyone else. That's why I carry  
the 'I Was Batman, Too' Express card.  
Don't leave the cave without it!"  

Neoknight:  
The Bat-visa, accepted  
wherever Batman wants it to be!  

NightTrain:  
I don't remember a scene where  
Batman has a credit card. Of course,  
I've done everything in my power to  
forget that I ever saw "Batman & Robin."  

Angel_Noir:  
18.6% minimum finance charge  
on purchases under $25. Card holder  
agrees to the following...  
 

  

JediClone: 
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr Dent! 

LuvBJones:  
"No one walks out on a star!  
That's what makes one a star!!" 

JediClone: 
"You have great taste in jewlery!" For 
the first time in her life, someone finds 
something appealing about Uma  
Thurmon other than her breasts. 
She doesnt know how to respond. 

NightTrain: 
Hmph! So what if your breasts 
ARE bigger than mine? 
 

  

JediClone: 
When it's chilly outside, his 
boobs change color. 

Reynard T Fox: 
"No, I can't lift my arms any higher.  
Yeah, this costume sucks, but it 
sure looks menacing, huh?" 

MrTim:  
He just might be over- 
accessorizing a tad. 

Matteus:  
his breasts light up 

Beedo: 
Yes, it's an icicle in my pocket, 
and no, I'm not particularly 
happy to see you. 
 
 

  

Reynard T Fox:  
*offscreen* "Hey, Joey, do ya see  
any naked chicks yet?"  "No, but I see 
Batman, and he looks PISSED!" 

Matteus:  
huh? 

MrTim: 
"Lights . . . Out!" 

JediClone: 
How many licks does it take to 
get to the Tootsie Roll center of a 
Caped Crusader? 

Beedo: 
Heeeeere's Batty! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Damn it! You broke 
my Batman pog! 
 

  

JediClone: 
Still pissed off that after months of  
work on hisvehicle of mass destruction, 
 all his mother had to say was: 
"Real supervillians pay their thugs 
to drive thier car!" 

Reynard T Fox:  
Woah! Mr. Freeze got Death Truck! 
Heh heh cool, heh heh m heh heh... 

Beedo: 
Snoopy's OTHER arch-nemesis, 
the Blue Baron. 

  

JediClone: 
Another untimely backfire 
for the LewinskiMobile... 

LuvBJones:  
"John Glenn?? I thought you said  
Glenn Close! D'OH!!" 

Beedo: 
Looks like Mr. Freeze has been 
eating beans again.  

JediClone: 
Dukes of Hazzard: 
The Next Generation