LuvBJones:
"And the winner of the 'Always
A Bride's Maid' Pageant is..."
JediClone:
Meanwhille, at the Don Lapre
Token Bimbo Auctions...
Jorie:
The World's Ugliest Bridesmaid's
Gowns competition.
Matteus:
Romy and Michelle's High
School reunion
KINGDINOSAUR:
The debutantes are lined up for the
51st Annual Running of the Cotillion.
Beedo:
Debutantes in ugly, overpriced
dresses. Must be Prom Night.
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LuvBJones:
I've heard of a monkey with a read
butt, but this is ridiculous!
Reynard T Fox:
"Mata, I look silly in this costume."
"Nonsense, Lancie!"
Widget:
"To be like the hu-man, to
feel like the hu-man!..."
Matteus:
I just dyed my hair, what do you think?
JediClone:
...guest staring Elton John
AS Mighty Joe Young!
MrTim:
Move it, Itchy! We don't have a
part for you! Even Schumacher's
not *that* desperate!
Beedo:
This movie is brought to you
by TANG breakfast drink....
Neoknight:
Gads! Look what they've done to
Kathy Lee Gifford! She looks
better than ever!
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MrTim:
"Smells like . . . Teen Spirit?"
LuvBJones:
**DEEP HURTING**
JediClone:
Under proper scientific conditions,
hack writing can be reduced to it's
natural gaseous state.
Reynard T Fox:
Poison Ivy sics the Plum Fairies
on Batman and Robin: "What the hell
are those?" "Kumquat sandwich
on the rocks!" "RUN!"
Widget:
"Whooooaa! That's kick-ass
weed, Bat-dude!"
Matteus:
Windsong!
KINGDINOSAUR:
Robin addicted to Vicks® Vapor
Rub. Film at eleven.
NightTrain:
Looks like Schumacher borrowed
from Spielberg for that shot.
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LuvBJones:
DER-MA-TOL-O-GIST
JediClone:
"What do I wear between me and
my Calvin Klein's?... Calvin
Klein!..." "ckX: The fragrance
for phone sluts"
Reynard T Fox:
"Come back to my greenhouse, and
I'll show you my...melons."
Matteus:
boo boo pee do
JediClone:
I'm not drawn that way...
I'm just bad.
NightTrain:
I can't believe it's not butter!
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LuvBJones:
Kathie Lee Gifford's got back!
JediClone:
The VH1 Fashion Awards get
sleazier and sleazier...
Reynard T Fox:
Schumacher Spice.
Matteus:
she looks like a he dressed like a she
MrTim:
Are you allowed to have spotters
in Olympic diving?
Beedo:
This scene never made it into the
ads for Las Vegas on grounds
of bad taste.
Beedo:
Tess Trueheart goes bad.
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MrTim:
"Anybody got some
eyebrow pluckers?"
Matteus:
Batman's new enemy...
Lettuce Brow!
JediClone:
"When Vulcans Go Bad!"
Next on The Worst Of Trek!
LuvBJones:
"Someday I hope to be a special
ambassador to the UN!"
Reynard T Fox:
Uma continued with her karaoke,
sure that when Jerry Seinfeld realized
how old she was, he'd stop making
his embarrasssing drunken advances.
Angel_Noir:
"I'd like to give a shout out to
Li'l RayRay on the WestSIIDE!
Wazzup, yo!"
KINGDINOSAUR:
It's always embarrassing when your
date passes out with her face in a
salad plate and then participates
in Karaoke night.
NightTrain:
\o We're living in a material world,
and I'm a material girl! o/
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