Reynard T Fox:
For laughs, Bob brought his giant
novelty Nikon camera to the
impeachment hearings. He was
fired five minutes later.
...
LuvBJones:
Liz Taylor goes to the
bathroom, an ET Exclusive!
...
NightTrain:
"Will you shut the f*** up? We're
trying to hear the movie!" "Hey moron,
this is Rocky Horror. Duh!"
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Reynard T Fox:
With DirecTV, you can get a ray
of light beamed straight into your
satellite dish! Trust us, this looks
REALLY cool.
MrTim:
And now back to _How To
Steal Satellite TV_.
LuvBJones:
ConCapCo, for better capping faster!
JediClone:
In other news, the body of scientist
Dr Hubble was exhumed to aid in the repair of
the telescope named after him,
in an unprecedented publicity stunt.
Angel_Noir:
"A satellite then bounces
Angel_Noir's redundant caps
to each corner of the globe..."
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Matteus:
You're an idiot aren't you?
JediClone:
Only Schumacher would think it was
a good idea to pay supermodel
prices for a 5 second cameo.
LuvBJones:
Interesting. It looks like George
is using Charles Bronson's old
grimace.
JediClone:
I'm your fiance? But I havnt even met
you before right now! |
MrTim:
When did they remake _Murder
By Death_?
LuvBJones:
"Mr. Clooney, I would really
appreciate it if you could autograph
my restraining order..."
Matteus:
She's mute
Angel_Noir:
"O.k., smart guy. You show me
in this script where there's a
bedroom scene!"
JediClone:
o/' I AM your Singing
Telegram! <BANG!>
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LuvBJones:
"You've been served."
JediClone:
Unfortunately, Schumachers assistant
was run over in a freak accident, so he
never got that copy of "The Greatest
Poison Ivy Stories Ever Told". So
he had to make everything about
her up from scratch.
Angel_Noir:
"And here's your Nobel Prize."
"What?I thought this was
Publisher's Clearing House!"
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MrTim:
"This is my stop. I have to get off before
I go 'pop.' Excuse me. Excuse me!"
LuvBJones:
Pippi Longstocking 2000
NightTrain:
I'm Dr. Pamela Isley. Maybe you
know my brothers? They sang "Twist &
Shout" and "This Old Heart Of Mine."
JediClone:
"o/' You say, I only hear
what I want to," <BLAM!>
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