Matteus:  
oh if only I payed attention in school   
when they taught us how to use doors  

Reynard T Fox: 
"Is that mahogany? Wow, so  
exquisite...uh, I mean, cool, wood!  
*giggles* *chews gum* 

LuvBJones:  
"Gee, why isn't this door opening?" 

MrTim:  
Can you spot the jailbait in this picture? 

JediClone: 
Kelly Bundy tries to open a door. 

Dibbley: 
Nope.  no talent up here. 

Angel_Noir: 
Sure the life sized Barbie was 
expensive, but a man can 
dream, can't he? 
 
 

  
MrTim:  
"I just put my lips together and suck,   
right?" Works for me, Alicia!  

Reynard T Fox: 
"Oh noo, I don't think so, buh-bye."  
"But you rang MY doorbell-" "Buh- 
bye! *plugs ears* Lalalala..." 

LuvBJones:  
.oO(Whoah! Getta load of 
the Batbatch!) 

Matteus:  
My collegen implant went wrong 

Angel_Noir: 
Kids, can you spot the untalented 
actress in this picture? 

KINGDINOSAUR: 
"Does Ellen DeGeneres live here?" 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Rubber? Oh, that is SO 
5 minutes ago!" 
 

  
MrTim:  
This looks suspiciously like the  
opening shot of a _Penthouse_ pictorial.  
Um, not that I'd know or anything . . .  

LuvBJones:  
"Alfred, I'm not sure, but I think  
some men are following me." 

Matteus:  
I thought you died already... 

JediClone: 
Mary, I don't know what my son tit- 
er, *told* you about me, but he told 
me you're one of his breast- um, 
*best* friends. 

Beedo: 
Psst! Hey, Bruce! Isn't she 
a little young for Alfred? 

Dibbley 
"Uh, I see Alfred got you guys 
that marraige thing." 
 
 

  
 JediClone: 
One of keogh's stalkers tries to break 
into his house... 

LuvBJones: 
Why can't they just use the  
door like normal people?? 
 

  
Reynard T Fox:  
It's gotten to the point where  
big-city cab drivers have to wear 
gas masks.  Their customers ride  
at their own risk... 

MrTim: 
If this guy's Bane, I'm the  
Queen of England! 

LuvBJones: 
Michael Jackson's most 
cunning disguise to date... 

KINGDINOSAUR: 
Terry Gilliam's version of 
"Driving Miss Daisy". 

Dibbley: 
In the off season, Spawn was a driver/bodyguard to the 
Hollywood elite. . 
 
 

  
MrTim:  
Conan must be getting tired of  
holding that bowl over his head. 

LuvBJones: 
**oil can** 

Matteus: 
Atlas has been demoted to holding 
up the showerhead 

Angel_Noir: 
A big part of the budget for 
Gotham City went for enormous 
cans of Right Gaurd. 
...

Dibbley:
Gulliver installs a shower head
for the city park system.