Matteus:
oh if only I payed attention in school
when they taught us how to use doors
Reynard T Fox:
"Is that mahogany? Wow, so
exquisite...uh, I mean, cool, wood!
*giggles* *chews gum*
LuvBJones:
"Gee, why isn't this door opening?"
MrTim:
Can you spot the jailbait in this picture?
JediClone:
Kelly Bundy tries to open a door.
Dibbley:
Nope. no talent up here.
Angel_Noir:
Sure the life sized Barbie was
expensive, but a man can
dream, can't he?
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MrTim:
"I just put my lips together and suck,
right?" Works for me, Alicia!
Reynard T Fox:
"Oh noo, I don't think so, buh-bye."
"But you rang MY doorbell-" "Buh-
bye! *plugs ears* Lalalala..."
LuvBJones:
.oO(Whoah! Getta load of
the Batbatch!)
Matteus:
My collegen implant went wrong
Angel_Noir:
Kids, can you spot the untalented
actress in this picture?
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Does Ellen DeGeneres live here?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Rubber? Oh, that is SO
5 minutes ago!"
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MrTim:
This looks suspiciously like the
opening shot of a _Penthouse_ pictorial.
Um, not that I'd know or anything . . .
LuvBJones:
"Alfred, I'm not sure, but I think
some men are following me."
Matteus:
I thought you died already...
JediClone:
Mary, I don't know what my son tit-
er, *told* you about me, but he told
me you're one of his breast- um,
*best* friends.
Beedo:
Psst! Hey, Bruce! Isn't she
a little young for Alfred?
Dibbley
"Uh, I see Alfred got you guys
that marraige thing."
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JediClone:
One of keogh's stalkers tries to break
into his house...
LuvBJones:
Why can't they just use the
door like normal people??
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Reynard T Fox:
It's gotten to the point where
big-city cab drivers have to wear
gas masks. Their customers ride
at their own risk...
MrTim:
If this guy's Bane, I'm the
Queen of England!
LuvBJones:
Michael Jackson's most
cunning disguise to date...
KINGDINOSAUR:
Terry Gilliam's version of
"Driving Miss Daisy".
Dibbley:
In the off season, Spawn was a driver/bodyguard
to the
Hollywood elite. .
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MrTim:
Conan must be getting tired of
holding that bowl over his head.
LuvBJones:
**oil can**
Matteus:
Atlas has been demoted to holding
up the showerhead
Angel_Noir:
A big part of the budget for
Gotham City went for enormous
cans of Right Gaurd.
...
Dibbley:
Gulliver installs a shower head
for the city park system.
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