Matteus:   
yuck! all she has is a mouthful of beard  

Reynard T Fox:   
And now, purple. Coming up next:   
More blue, we think.  

JediClone:  
Uh... last time I looked, Poison Ivy vehemetly *hated* all men...  

LuvBJones: *AAGLGLGAAALGLGLGA*  

Angel_Noir:  
"Mmmm, what's that your wearing?  
Obssession, Stetson?""Miracle Grow."  

HanoverF:  
"I Do!" "You may now kiss the  
Bat-Bride"  
 

    
MrTim:   
They've combined the "Red Hot"   
CD ads with the phone sex ads.   

Matteus:  
dum dee dum, oh, I guess I   
should put down fire extinguishers   
on the list of things to buy...  

LuvBJones:   
Kingsford Labs light quickly...  

NightTrain:  
\o Late at night while you're sleepin',  
Poison Ivy comes a-creepin'...o/ (I'm  
sorry, I couldn't resist.)  

HanoverF:  
Oh wait, Damn, leave room, then  
light it on fire! Guess this is my first  
and last Arson... Wish I had brought  
some marshmellows.  
 

    
JediClone:  
Warning: BIG rant ahead...  

MrTim:   
"And now let's introduce the winner of   
an all-expenses paid trip to Flossten   
Paradise -- Corbennnn Dallaaas!"   

LuvBJones:   
Funky Cones?   
   
JediClone:  
It's wasnt enough that Joel gave Riddler the origin of   
Mad Hatter, TwoFace the brutal rage of Killer Croc, Bane  
the blind killer drive of Mr Zsazz , Poison Ivy the   
man-hunting hormons of Talia, Batgirl the inane hero   
worship of Harliquin, Robin I the spoiled whining of   
Robin II , *and*  Gordon the figure of Lt Bollock... Now  
he's given Mr Freeze one of The Scarecrow's hideouts...  
 
   
Widget: 
Ladies and Gentlemen...your director,
Joel Schumacher!  (dead silence...) 

LuvBJones:  
Lola Falana reprises her "Star   
Wars Holiday Special" role.  

MrTim:  
It's the show with everything   
*including* Yul Brenner!  

Matteus:  
Lil Kim?  

JediClone:  
Meanwhile, in The Star  
Wars Holiday Special...  

NightTrain:  
We now return to Poorly Researched  
Theater's "South Pacific."  
 

    
LuvBJones:   
"Das schtrudel ist frrrreezer burned!!"  

Reynard T Fox:   
"Mr. Freeze, I-" "DON'T YOU   
COME NEAR MY FABERGE   
EGGS! DON'T EVEN BREATHE   
ON THEM! YOU   
UNDERSTAND?!"  

NightTrain:  
"Ice Castles '97." And you thought it  
couldn't be worse than the original!  

Angel_Noir:  
"Whatcha doin', boss?""Just checking  
my balls." *thinking* Why does  
everyone laugh when I say that?  
 

    
LuvBJones: 
Ah, FUNKY CONES!! 
Matteus: 
he has a shrine to Jewel 
JediClone:
Tuperware Brand 
Inflatable Woman

Dibbley:  

I see life on Hoth goes on a usual. 

HanoverF:  
Yul Brenner has taken his love of Snow-Globes to far!