Mr_Grant:
2286: Kirk is saved from being beheaded when the samurai is run over by Sound Transit light rail. Trains are delayed 40 minutes; "we're delivering a system on time & on budget" said a spokesperson.
Mr_Grant:
~Mayor Nickels, Peter O'Toole and arab nomads are stopping our train! ~He's anti-progress! Strip him to the waist and bring to my office for interrogation.
Mr_Grant:
~Peter O'Toole is responsible for our traffic mess! ~Mayor Nickels, take your thorazine and lie down...
Mr_Grant:
Right... THERE. That's the perfect route for the new hyperspace bypass.
Mr_Grant:
DoD Rules of Engagement, #2621: If the airport shuttle doesn't stop, just shoot at it.
Mr_Grant:
"Look, I'm just driving a released hostage to the airp-" *GUNFIRE*
TyranosaurisRex:
"I really like that Steve Fossett millionaire adventurer guy. How about you honey?" "Yeah, he's kind of like an Evil Kneivel with a brain."
echostation:
"The other 1/3 of us like to put our hamburger patties on the grill."
echostation:
"1/3 use a vibrator..."
Indomitus:
"Be a man, Billy. You killed those people, and now you have to fry for it. Light it up, warden."
KIPPAGE:
"No... Its your turn, He's in the Mary Poppins mood anyhow!"
KIPPAGE:
*Hic* "Shay, aren't you the Boshh?" *Hic* "I.I.I... I I've only had Tea Martoonis for L-L-Lunchsh..." *Hic*