Mr_Grant:
If Notre Dame Cathedral had been located in Seattle: "What, it isn't finished YET? It's been tying up traffic for a whole two years!"
McFrenzy:
Orville, we've got to do something else, we're depleting the world's resources of fancy Norwegian words.
Mr_Grant:
Area 51 is cleverly disguised as a secret military installation.
Mr_Grant:
"I, Larry Flynt, am proud to launch the destroyer escort USS Jeff Gannon. God bless her and all the men who sail in her. And I have the photos."
Mr_Grant:
"No Ms Thomas, my new plan, Bocial Becurity Bribatization, has NOTHING to do with private accounts."
amycamus:
We now return to that beloved French children's classic, "Madelaine Disrupts Giscard d'Estaing."
windsong27:
First off I like to thank all of you for attending our meeting today, especially since we're not validating parking.
Mr_Grant:
~Go ahead Susie, tell the dittoheads why they should opt out of Social Security. ~Because 401Ks are a good deal. ~No Susie, you don't understand- ~Oh give me a break.
amycamus:
Of course, the other side of the skateboard is just a skull.
TyranosaurisRex:
That's right, we need to tighten up our boarders. No more Canadian beef, and let's see what we can do about them pesky geese while we're at it.
Mr_Grant:
Cheap Canadian medicine is detained at the border because we "can't be sure it's safe." But tainted Canadian beef is welcome!
Mr_Grant:
*<SKRIK> Attention passengers, we're now passing Lake Donner and the site of the Donner Party camp. Also, the dining car is now open.*