LV426:
(Side effects may include vomitting, diahhrea, nosebleeds, farting and/or death)
klutzka:
Tryouts for the next stooge were incredibly arduous.
Indomitus:
And now, here to throw the first shovel full of bullsh*t for the new Congress building...
keyz88:
NEXT ON SCI-FI: "When Bo Derek impersonators go bad..."
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
What does President Hoover and the Hoover vacuum have in common? They both suck. I'm Franklin Roosvelt and I approved this message."
Tommysdad:
I heard that if you take this stuff, you can get into pants you haven't gotten into in six month. Sign me up!
Tommysdad:
"Bingo!"
keyz88:
[Judges:] Scientology Travolta smarm: 97% (difficulty factor 5, from the prone position, with gang sign for the homies)
Tommysdad:
"Hey guys, the cameraman fell down again."
Tommysdad:
Gotta watch those fade-ins; you can find yourself smoochin' a horse.
keyz88:
I think we can get a few more in...
KIPPAGE:
This movie is making me seasick, later all.