Indomitus:
Say what you will, but Bing Crosby can whip up a mean quiche.
KirkShatner:
The school field trip to the witch's gingerbread house ended tragically.
Zonk:
A horrible opening line at a singles bar.
Ric_Shaws:
Every Spring he must satisfy his uncontrollable fetish of sticking tulip bulbs into his pants.
ericb321:
So after I crawled out of the TV set I lurched menacingly up to a hair salon and thought, "Why not?"
Indomitus:
Little Known Fact: After dark on Sesame Street, the letter pushers and the number prostitutes come out.
SpaceToast:
Nothing worse than going through the depression with clingy pants.
SpaceToast:
Even goths are cute when playing pokey-shove.
TyranosaurisRex:
This Gargoyle was later arrested for performing a lewd and lascivious act
EireCat:
"Finally, after hours of exhaustive forensics we have concluded that this is quite difinately your right hand."
TyranosaurisRex:
Anything's good if it sits on a Ritz. mmmmmmmmmmmm... good cracker!!
Dirigo:
Urban camouflage has been taken to new *levels* of fashion