Agent_Moldy:
"Ooo, got a nice, ripe one here. This tree's really providin' this year!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"What do you mean you leaked an academy screener of The Last Samurai on the net?!"
Dante83:
"And then you put the lime in the coconut and... HEY, are you listening?"
anti_hero:
A walk in fireplace? How could he NOT be a murderer?
JurassicPork:
Miranda Ramsey in ROMAN HOLIDAY.
anti_hero:
"This is the last Kool And The Gang poster i want to see at this house!"
robofreak:
"That's no ordinary veranda dear. I hear there's Disco Fever rampant over there."
porpoise:
This Xray shows you have pneumonia, gas, and demons from hell.
Dante83:
They're recreating their favorite 'Schoolhouse Rock' episode. It's not really the same.
WookieeMonster:
"Hmm...according the the dipstick, the Earth is a quart low."
Meldrick:
"No, no, you have to watch me closely, if you ever want to learn pole dancing."
chebwa:
.o(Well, I guess I COULD save her from the robot squashing her flat. OR... Today's Dilbert. Heh heh... that tie!)