nastinkers:
You see, your wife is being haunted because she is a sinner.
JurassicPork:
"Can I borrow your sleeves, Father? I have a business meeting in ten minutes."
WookieeMonster:
Tonight on the WWE, the divine Father Powerbomb faces The Lost Crewmember from Lost in Space in a STEEL CAGE!
Generik:
"Listen, you little bastard, you better straighten up and fly right or I am gonna go so Bishop Fulton J. Sheen on your ass you won't know which end is up."
Batqueen:
"And then God farted... and it was good."
shanky:
"We'll always have IS!"
SunSinner:
"...and he said 'tug harder' ...like this." "But that's not your hand." "I thought you knew I was prehensile."
robofreak:
Look, I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
MadSigntist:
"Mickey, you've been using my Right Guard again... I can tell."
CindyM:
oO Hold out your hands, stick out your tush, give it a twist, give 'em a push... Oo
porpoise:
Nerd tossing.
UnReality:
With fronds like these...