JoeAnthrax:
Maybe this White Russian and Oreo will drown the sorrow over the loss of MST3K...
eraserhead:
Yeess mother all I have to do is drop this explosive oreo into this glass of nitro glycerin
Indomitus:
You know, it boggles my mind. When they redesigned the pages, they had plenty of opportunity to add, say, 6 or 7 more banner ads...
JurassicPork:
"God, what have I told you about leaving your planets all over the floor?!" "Sorry, Dad!"
gleeb:
Next on "Little Timmy O'Toole, SJ", the 9-year-old Jesuit accidently turns cookies and mlk into the body and blood of Our Savior, with hilarious consequences.
GizM:
"Honey? Honey, can we...?" "Not tonight, I'm dead."
gleeb:
Mickey cashes in.
eraserhead:
these japanese toilets are different!
Indomitus:
Keep waiting, guys. I don't think Bonnie Hammer is going to call.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"How bout that movie, fellas?" "Huh? For some reason I'm really hungry for some butterfly effect. And I don't know what that is!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Hey, after this, what's say we head off to a convention and Mike can touch some people?"
JurassicPork:
"Just think, guys. No more getting up early saturday mornings, getting riffed by these bozo cappers." "It hurts, Mike. Don't try to hide it."