TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Jed! Jeeeeeeeedd!!!"
UnReality:
"Laws, yes! M-O-O-N spells MST3K!"
Meldrick:
You should see her monuments to the other Beverly Hillbillys.
GlitterRock:
"They say some nights you can hear her spirit calling out from beyond the grave.... 'JEEEEEED! JEEEEEEEEED!'"
okiedokey:
Put a ring around it and you have twinkies.
MadSigntist:
...and the sequel, re-enterternity.
MrTim:
A new show by Calvin Klein
Buffoon:
...because we didn't think people would watch it if we called it "crappy show."
MST3KPresentsGersonK:
Oh sure, that's a real number
SunSinner:
Aw, Mad, you're so sweet. A ball of your belly lint, just for me.
Generik:
"What's frozen taters, precioussss?"
RodRocket:
"Hail, Hydrox! We shall never be destroyed!"