gleeb:
Come back with your husband, Honey. This thing has *seven* controls; your brain would overheat.
Agent_Moldy:
"I bought us a tv." "Oh, Harold, really?!" "Yep. It's three channels, even." "Oh, Harold, you stud, take me! Take me now!"
tinaw:
"Don't make me take my pimp hand to you, woman! Keep your eyes off the remote!"
da_upstart:
"George Burns! What're *you* doing here?!" "Hey, lady. I'm God. I can do whatever the fuck I want."
gleeb:
...and here's a nice feature: you can tune out Brinkley and just watch Huntley.
tanne:
Looks as if someone read the instructions that say, "Open can... release whoop-ass."
da_upstart:
"Don't push this button or you'll instantly destroy the earth."
gleeb:
...and this one gives that Cronkite fella a tiny electric shock. It's un to make him twitch...
da_upstart:
"The remote even has a thumbclamp--" <WAK!><krunch> "AAAAARRGHHH!!! Fukin' Jesus Mother of!!!... See? heh heh. It's... working... Christ..."
wd40:
...and in times of national emergency, it let's us know where you are and what you are thinking.
MrGatorBaiter:
Jam Handy will be back in "From Detroit, With Power Windows."
FryGirl:
"..................didn't I tell you not to push the fukin button? Goddamn blondes...."