Drake_Tungsten:
Like rubbernecking at an auto accident, the crowd moves in to witness the horror as Kirk gives 2-minutes of his best to some poor, unfortunate, dim, woman.
FryGirl:
While in Circle Pines, come to our ATM party!
Agent_Moldy:
"Dude, they have ATM access! This party RAWKS!!!"
FryGirl:
One good thing you can say about Circle Pines is they have really cool clubhouses.
gleeb:
Yes, the men of the LFD all suffer from urological disorders, but they have a sense of humor about it.
wd40:
The sniper tower hadn't been used since that awful business between the Dairy Queen and the Burger King!
Agent_Moldy:
City Hall is a treehouse? So, Circle Pines is run by children, then?
FryGirl:
SEVEN functions? How ever shall I keep track!
Agent_Moldy:
Featuring the Channel, Volume, Mute, Captioning, Display, Belly, and History Eraser buttons.
wd40:
A bold new product from Jim Crow Associates!
FryGirl:
*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP* Oh--you said 'newsmakers,' not 'noisemakers'... sorry. (takes whoopie cushion and slinks away)
FryGirl:
Control the heliotrope, the puce, the lilac, the mauve, the rose, the ochre, and the yellow!