Indomitus:
"Heard you need a hired hand." "Sher do, stranger. Kin ya squeal like a little piggie?"
meQal:
Sign reads: If you were here you would be running from a pack of rabid coyotes by now.
Indomitus:
"Beef hearts?" "Nope. Kidney stones. Passed 'em myself."
meQal:
The latest in toliet handle jiggling technology.
meQal:
Early capping was done is sweatshops like the one seen here.
meQal:
Some guys will do anything to unscramble the Playboy Channel.
Indomitus:
Teams of engineers work night and day to figure out new and exciting ways to make the SciFi screengrab freeze.
porpoise:
Making lockers secure for all high schoolers, people working out in gyms, and football players everywhere.
meQal:
"Nope won't hurt a bit. Just put your genetals on this slab and I will smash them with a hammer." "But you said it won't hurt." "well it won't hurt me."
gleeb:
Remember, have the tissues on hand *before* you begin...
UpSky2:
"Cute." "Yeah, but R2D2 is still, I'd say, even cuter." "Well, yeah... when will the sequel be out? they calling it, 'The Return of the Revengers' I hear."
gleeb:
A look of shock passed over the CRM-114 machine as it realized the technician's hands were exciting it...