Indomitus:
"Now, you'll want to cut you meat into thin slices at an angle, and OW! Cut my finger off! Okay, you folks at home will want to NOT do that, because the extra blood will affect the flavor..."
dscully:
Got Drug paraphernalia? Sell it for CAAAASH. Marijuana? Sell it for CAAAASH... I hate that guy...
dscully:
A list of people who voted John Edward as Biggest Douchebag in the Universe
Indomitus:
"Hey, Ted?" / "Yeah, Frank." / "You know that song 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light'?" / "Yeah, Frank." / "I've been thinkin..." (BOW chikka)
Indomitus:
Lucky that Gloworm happened past the set, or else we wouldn't be able to see anything.
Indomitus:
That's what happens when you try to light the set with a class 2 black hole.
dscully:
LemmyWinks- the Great Sphincter has barred your way- you must pass through the intestine to the Catatofish...
dscully:
"Mulder- perhaps your computer wouldn't crash so often if you deleted just SOME of the nude Carrie Ann-Moss photos...
dscully:
"Mulder! Put that thing away- I mean it... I do NOT want to see what the aliens did to you 'there'..."
Indomitus:
"I saw the truth. I saw it scurry into this hollow tree trunk." "Are you sure it wasn't a squirrel, Mulder?" "That's just what they want us to think!"
Indomitus:
Is: A> The latest scent from Right Guard. B> The latest flavor from Sobe. C> The newest SUV on the market. D> CRAP. E> All of the above.
dscully:
"Dammit, Mulder- this isn't a bar- this is your apartment, coming up the hall from the other way. You aren't getting any."