misshapenhead:
Ladies.. If you think your meat is good think again, I can beat any meat.
Bigstupid:
Niiice kitty. Goooood kitty.
WaffleKing:
And to think, just minutes ago I mopped this off the kitchen floor.
WaffleKing:
Tattoos. this must have been one of those tough gangbanger cows.
WaffleKing:
Take one cow. Add dynamite. Cook and serve.
WaffleKing:
Well, the face says man. The female mullet says woman. The chest is kind of a draw.
WaffleKing:
I cut and cut and cut, but my dead husband still doesn't fit in the freezer.
Indomitus:
"Dinner's ready and the kids are mesmerized in front of the TV. It's time for Mother's Little Helper."
Moatas:
"...then I said to him, 'If you want me to pound your meat, let me get my tenderizer out of the kitchen', yeah, he moved quick."
Indomitus:
"Ma'am, might I recommend this prime grade Colon Cut of beef?"
Indomitus:
"There's no point to this; I just like poking the meat."
Moatas:
"...well, the next thing I knew, I was bent over the kitchen table, my dress was up over my shoulders and my daughter's boyfriend was humpin' me. I knew it was him all along, but it had been awhile."