Indomitus:
"Coffee? Tea? Milk? Horse wank? Coffee? Tea? Milk? Horse wank?..."
geoffmon:
Country Time...summons the spirits of dead children in the south.
Indomitus:
Every so often, the waiters swim ashore and beach themselves. It's sad, really.
Indomitus:
Here, we see the rare Urban Chameleon, blending in at a dinner party. Note the masterful mimicry of a bad hairdo.
Indomitus:
"Get your skin 3 shades whiter in only 6 days. Why? Because it's the 50s, that's why."
Indomitus:
"I'm not talking to you until you draw me a batch."
WaffleKing:
For protection. Ziggy loves to kick you in the groin.
Mr.Matteus:
I cleansed myself of prurient thoughts by self castration
shanky:
"I don't want to show my crotch."
WaffleKing:
Though unable to walk fully erect. the Midwestern Lardass is able to walk on its hind legs, but when tired will go down to all fours
WaffleKing:
Oh yeah, the ladies love Jim Neighbors
Indomitus:
Women can't resist the alluring smell of MasterCard. "Just a dash behind the ears and wallet."