goldenspiderduck:
Iraq's new goverment is formed
Matteus:
it's my hair the morning after a night of heavy drinking
juxstapo:
Compost heap of PURE EVIL!!
shanky:
"A chemical spraying thingie! It's coming right for us!" "Kill it , Jimbo!"
juxstapo:
There would be strange noises and bright lights in the night... the next morning, mysterious middle class houses had appeared... we suspect Alien Devlopement Companies
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Why YES!! I DO have uncooked baconstrips in my underwear!! Why do you ask?
Mr_Bad_Movie:
"Mmmmm! What do you call it again?" "Fido."
zazylaw:
First recorded case of animated projectile diarehea
MrAtomik:
Dear Diary, sorry I haven't written in 20 years, but it took me that long to finally figure out how to cram you into my type writer
TyranosaurisRex:
Shatner's ex-wife shows what she *really* intends to do with the horse semen she gets from him if she wins the suit.
MrAtomik:
clear the ice, its time for Old Couples and twin sisters only, this old couples and twin sisters skating only
Indomitus:
It's a skin cream! It's a wood glue! It's a pie topping! It's all these things and MORE!