Indomitus:
<----------Naughty bits.
cvcc:
I wasn't sucking this
MSTzilla:
"Some teeners call this apparatus, a 'bong.' And this is a 'one hitter.' Now we'll show you how they're used...for research of course."
JurassicPork:
"Timmy, why did you say that to Santa?" "Jeez, Ma, is it so much to ask for a threesome?"
JurassicPork:
Quentin Tarantino's RESERVOIR SANTAS.
JurassicPork:
The Mickey Rooney Christmas Special, next on NBC!
Chocobo:
And you put the date rape drug in the drink just like this. Understand?
Indomitus:
(out of nowhere) "What do you think about when you masturbate?" "Fish heads. You?"
Chocobo:
After retiring Silver, the Lone Ranger tries his hand at ostrich riding.
Indomitus:
*knock knock* "Door-to-door Willie Aames! Hello?"
Indomitus:
I guess he really LOVES cough syrup.
carbonbased:
The next generation of SUVs will be higher, louder and less fuel efficient than ever.