Meldrick:
"8 neutron in the side pocket."
Indomitus:
It's an official Flash Gordon Destruct-O-Ray gun. Turn the crank and a big poof of smoke shoots out the end, irritating your enemy's eyes.
LauraPowers:
"Check it out guys: no head. Huhhuhuhuhuh."
Indomitus:
.oO(WOW! Cut two eye holes and a mouth hole, and I've got a space helmet!)
Meldrick:
"Alas cruel visage, my toil upon you has laid no produce, for still, I am without paper clips."
Indomitus:
...even happens here, in Gumby's neighborhood. It's Pokey. He's been in with the gangs lately.
MrAtomik:
I'll take that very last diversion please
Meldrick:
The starting burglar shouldn't over reach, start with small items, like wrenches and drills. Then work your way up to TV's and silverware.
MrAtomik:
A How-To Manual
Meldrick:
You will find this on the 3rd floor, next to the customer service division.
Indomitus:
...and putting it in "sex" where it belongs.
zephyr:
With such a mix no one will notice the rat droppings so it won't matter.