Mercutio_Jones:
Office of Homeland Security Scouts learn flag folding, knot tying, and how to search the neighbor's garbage cans for evidence of disloyalty.
Moatas:
The Claude Rains Fan Club Weekly meeting
Mr_Grant:
The Cabinet sits nervously as Dubya attempts to locate the Azores.
Indomitus:
The warning index has just been raised from medium gray to light gray.
CaptionFreak:
Freedom fries, freedom butt crack, freedom garbage pail kids...
WEIRD_1:
I tore the french cuffs off my shirt
CaptionFreak:
Thomas Freedom Church, Freedom Phil Collins, The Freedomsons, King of the Freedom...
WEIRD_1:
But my wife likes the french tickler
CaptionFreak:
Freedom Hungry Man Dinners, Freedom-Amercian Spaghettios, Freedom Slime, Freedomlodion...
Moatas:
"But I like 'french ticklers'."
Indomitus:
On our special guest panel today, we have (l to r): FDR, Louis Pasteur, your high school math teacher, and Ayn Rand. Let's begin the discussion with: "Freedom Fries: what the fuck?"
CaptionFreak:
Freedom wood, freedom racoons, freedom braids, freedom bread...