Indomitus:
1953. The Smokers' Olympics. The 5 yard dash. Extra points if they cough up a lung on the finish line.
carbonationbased:
If Ridge is watching this, we'll be on Orange Alert tomorrow.
Mr_Grant:
This plus some duct tape and VOILA-- the new Homeland Security Bad Mojo Response Team.
Indomitus:
Enemas were not pleasant back then.
Mercutio_Jones:
What's on C3PO's mind?
Mr_Grant:
The clinical centrifuges can't keep up with the volume of Shawn Kemp paternity tests!
Indomitus:
Your Protractor and You: A Love Story
Mercutio_Jones:
Tipping the teacher... why not?
El_Kapitan:
"SAT Doesn't Mean To Sit On Your Lazy Ass"
Mr_Grant:
"The Lunchroom Monitor: Petty Authoritarian in a Paper Hat"
Mr_Grant:
"Taps" is played in observance of the principal's hairline.
Indomitus:
Billy knows how to fold the flag because it's the exact same way he folds his underwear.