SpaceToast:
I think you'll find this offer more than generous, sir, although I do need to insist on the buffalo nondisclosure clause. It's just a formality, I assure you.
DiKitty:
"How to Lose a Rash in 10 Days"
El_Kapitan:
Clonaid runs a tight chemistry class.
SpaceToast:
"We're Them. 'We do what needs to be done.' 'Wish They'd do domething about it? They will.' 'Pay no attention to Them.' You'll be in the proximity activated hand driers with timers unit."
porpoise:
"Sup, Bro, you be stylin'."
GizM:
Dropped by Wonka in a downsizing effort, Slugworth looks for work as a Dictaphone salesman.
Indomitus:
Also available in Unscented, and Floral Bouqet Print
SpaceToast:
"It's just a Rubix cube, sir. See, I'll solve it." - "Johnson! Get the glass ceiling in here, pronto!"
SpaceToast:
Loud, abrasive, and full of spit.
GizM:
The Case Against Dixie Cups
Mercutio_Jones:
And then we dam off Chesapeake Bay with giant dominoes and install a wave pool...
SpaceToast:
"Someone found this Meese Commission Report on Pornography behind the toilet, Senator."