GHOSTDOG:
Lets see what I pull out of my bag of love toys...
Jayati:
"NoTruth tonight, kids - the reception's frelled..."
Mercutio_Jones:
The President's putting green has a dandelion, send out the FEMA team stat and raise the security level to "ochre"
TyranosaurisRex:
Some of the more important parts of an Oscar Meyer all beef weiner.
El_Kapitan:
Apparently the eyeball has a similar effect to dangerous solar radiation as compared to Earth's magnetic field.
SpaceToast:
Where do you get a tear-off pad of customizable Dear John letters?
El_Kapitan:
"Ok class, now we're going to learn why Communism is evil."
Indomitus:
1. Lack of money. 2. Lack of supplies. 3. Hello, my name is Luca, I live on the second floor.
El_Kapitan:
1. Her head is in the way. 2. Those commies are quite cunning. 3. The weapons inspectors couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag.
DiKitty:
Again?
SpaceToast:
Who could tell?
DiKitty:
"I know Miss Cordaris has been easy on you, but from now on there'll be no lubricant."