Indomitus:
"We are the ghosts of tupperware parties past."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
As Claudette Colbert and Errol Flynn hovered at my bedside, I knew the 12 oz. of Robitussin were kickin' in.
shanky panky:
"The ghosts of Ziggy admirer's past."
GersonK:
"Martha, could you send in some extra pens? The ones I have now look sort of lonely."
LauraPowers_of_Love:
"Betty, will you go down to the store and pick me up some more lipstick? Thanks. you're a doll."
MSTzilla:
"Bzzzzt. Miss Johnson, please bring me coffee, black." <mother enters> "Billy, please stop saying 'bzzzt' and calling me Miss Johnson. Now, here's your cocoa with marshmallows."
RodRocket:
"Jesus was a Woman!" by Gloria Steinam
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
ye sher arrr a fine couple o' ladeeesh! *falls*
shanky panky:
"Hallucinating can be good!"
RodRocket:
"I dreamed you were there, and you, and you!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Why, we were just reading select passages from the diaries of Anais Nin. Go ahead, and pull up a seat.
Indomitus:
"Do we have a sharper knife? The mashed potatoes are kind of tough tonight."