MSTzilla:
"Here we've highlighted the position of the Proteus. They're collecting residue from canibus and prclaiming, 'it's sooo greeennn in here.'"
GersonK:
Are these cheese avioli?
Mercutio_Jones:
And here's where you develop what we like to call "CELL GROWTH PLUS" This ad brought to you by the tobacco industry
Indomitus:
"Okay, here's the play. Jim, you go long and break right. Mike, go up the right side and cut to the left. I'll make a break up the middle. NOW LET'S GET THAT OVUM! BREAK!!"
Mercutio_Jones:
Tars and nicotine collect in the bronchi when you smoke, forming a thick protective coating! Don't let that smoker's cough fool you, that's just your body's way of saying "a bit too much protection"
Indomitus:
The lesser known "Bib of Anne Frank"
GersonK:
Richard Nixon and Isabella Rossilini present the Duck Soup mirror scene
Forkboy:
Carol wasn't really sick. She just liked lime jello.
Forkboy:
11:30 am. Julia Childs has already dipped into the cooking sherry.
MSTzilla:
Kitty Dukakis keeps a bottle of rubbing alcohol on the night stand just in case she wakes with dry mouth.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Mmmm, Bacardi and the music of Marc Cohn... Transport me!
MSTzilla:
...seconds before Susan realizes that a flash paper dress shouldn't be worn for a romantic dinner.