rmssw2:
This is what it would look like if the Michelin Man and The Tick had a baby.
Mercutio_Jones:
I understand that the "off the shoulder look" was all the rage in Paris last year, but on you it just looks gay, Bob.
Indomitus:
"$20 each or $50 for both at once. Whips and chains are extra. Who's first?"
looseygooseyman:
"Hey baby, you wanna come over to my place and review the changes in the tax regulations?"
Mercutio_Jones:
Lost episodes of Gilligan's Island: Professor makes anal lube from coconut oil, Gilligan turns the tables on Skipper
Mercutio_Jones:
Damn, Bill's right. Separating out the female plants from the male does increase the THC content.
GizM:
"I'll take four breasts and a roast womb."
MSTzilla:
I thought chickens didn't have lips????!!!!
Moatas:
be sure to get the piece of ass in there, too, ok?
shanky panky:
"But Father , I don't have a strong grip like you do. Will I be able to please myself anyway?"
Moatas:
"Don't worry, Billy, I'll have this thing racing down the street in no time." // "..but Dad, its a AM radio."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Now, Mrs. Fielding, I want you to look at what I'm doing with my hands... This giving you any ideas? Huh, Madge? How 'bout now?"