Sociotard:
Law of Vegas #89: Everybody has a gambling system that doesn't actually work
happy_fun_ball:
There's a thousand to one bet that I'll ever act again. Any takers?
Sociotard:
Today on the cooking channel: how to properly fry a tribble.
cincyredhead:
Coming to a week near you, rated R
Indomitus:
"...and after you've killed the president and strangled your dog, bring me a beer."
Bassmann:
"...and I was dreaming that I was Trey Parker, but I was in Matt Stones body, and I woke up and Cartman's mom's boobs were in my face!"
Indomitus:
"I got this gig on sheer star power. Fact... or Fiction?"
cincyredhead:
Yeah, I get the left side botoxed tomorrow
Indomitus:
Just imagine how many times Wile E Coyote was hit by a truck in this very spot.
cincyredhead:
<Insert 2002 Space Oddysey music and que the monkeys>
mrdrysdale:
Even though its 2 years away, the line for Star Wars episode 3 has already begun
rmssw2:
In his post "X-Files" days, David Duchovney spends much of his time in bars asking women if they've seen his rocketship.