LaurelWreathPowers:
"Sure," I said. "That'd be a great place for spring break." Now I have scars all over my back.
IndoOfChristmasPast:
"Look at this." "What is it?" "I don't know, but mommy laughs at daddy's." "I don't see what's so funny."
Dante_Claus83:
"So how is Mom's Qualude Caserole, Timmy? ...Timmy?"
WEIRD_1_GOT_COAL:
Did the dog eat the carrots?
Mr_Grant:
Timmy's First Seder-- "Goddammit Timmy, you sat in Elijah's chair. And drank his glass of wine."
IndoOfChristmasPast:
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, others are also discovering the joy of their own bodies...
Dante_Claus83:
Rock City is the Capitol of it's state, but no one knows that. It's often taken for granite! THANK YOU!
LaurelWreathPowers:
"Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps on congress?" "I'm not garbage." o/' I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be o/'
IndoOfChristmasPast:
"Still no WMD, Mr President!" "Keep digging! I jest know he hid 'em 'round here somewheres." "But we're in Wisconsin, sir."
LaurelWreathPowers:
All that for one paintbrush. I think it's worth it.
Dante_Claus83:
I'm a member of some standing of the court of the king of the world!!!"
WEIRD_1_GOT_COAL:
Elves are packed into trains and shipped north just in time for the Holidays