Crude97:
I wanted to see the 2 headed goat, but NOOOO, you had to see the Bearded Lady.
Dante_Claus83:
Is that a fetus in that beeker of soda? Gives new meaning to the term 'Coke Baby"
JurassicPorksElves:
Ah, the simple days of computing, when you only had to flip five dozen toggle switches to boot your computer.
Dante_Claus83:
Let's see, which country will I blow up today? Ooops, sorry Honduras!!
JurassicPorksElves:
"Gentlemen, we have a winner! Let's call it... New Coke!"
Dante_Claus83:
"Hey Steve, look what the Johnsons were throwing out! Can you believe it? It's a perfectly good... thing."
LaurelWreathPowers:
The best thing about a plague? No traffic.
Dante_Claus83:
"Hey look, I can finally find a parking spot!" "You don't even have a car." "Hm, I guess that's why this leaves me feeling somewhat hollow."
Anastasia_Beaverhausen:
Sure Mr. President, what you're searching for MIGHT be under here... but I charge a lot to peek.
Dante_Claus83:
Hey it's Charles Durning 400 lbs ago.
IndoOfChristmasPast:
"I have to keep my pacemaker plugged into the wall at least 16 hours a day. Blew a fuse yesterday."
IndoOfChristmasPast:
Not to be confused with "Rock City"