jildo:
All right, you assholes! This is your captain speaking! Who took the last bottle of vodka?!
TyranosaurisRex:
"Fear the Reaper my ass! I enjoy being reaped!!"
wd40:
It's called a 'microwave oven' and we use it to pop corn for video relaxation... and reaper fearing.
wd40:
"That little brown puddle on the deck, is that the reaper you are fearing?" - "Well no, but it does smell like it."
wd40:
No, really, what are you talking about, Captain Willis?
wd40:
Okay, men, you have your 'Will Work for Food" signs... good... get out on those corners and look pitiful!
wd40:
The latest in Giant's Chappeau's, look for it at the Terry Gilliam Boutique!
joeisdeth:
We're letterboxed now! We will take over the universe in widescreen now!!
joeisdeth:
I'm confused! I'm a better actor than that other guy, why does he get to be in widescreen and I don't?!
wd40:
"All of these strong, brutal, smelly men, I think I feel a tingle in my mantool!" - "Me too, Admiral!"
Indomitus:
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" "Shut up, Starbuck!"
Indomitus:
"Permission to cup your crotch, sir."