GypsySwitch:
"Next person to look down my shirt gets a head full of lead!"
TyranoturkeyRex:
Except I can't remember where it is, dang it.
Zee:
Flea markets by day, strip clubs by night: The Frito Bandito story
Zee:
Meanwhile, at HappyTimeDreamLand Fantasy Park, the dead hooker under the merry go round begins to stink the place up
TyranoturkeyRex:
Hey, anyone want to buy some fleas? How about some chiggars?
Indomitus:
"Miguel! Stop poking that duck in the ass with a stick!"
Zee:
Yard Sale World was not a very successful theme park
Amon:
"Why do I always have to empty the chamber pots?"
Amon:
"Here ya go. Here's part of a wing. Take it!" "John, just call it what it is. A piece of Peter Breen's arm. OK?" *Conversations held by the Donner Party*
Indomitus:
"Grey Poupon? But of course."
TyranosaurisRex:
All I had was a couple of 151 Rum and Cokes. Why did I see two Titanics down there?
UnReality:
"Mr. Shatner, the plane doesn't even HAVE a wing!"