Mr_Grant:
Kruschev is totally lost.
TyranosaurisWeen:
Are these the best escape routes from California if the porno star wins the governorship?
YibbleGuy:
Janet Reno corners Condoleeza Rice, in the mating of domestic and foreign policy that they have both long dreamed of.
amycamus:
Eugene Levy IS Roy Horn IN "Down, Kitty! DOWN!"
Astern:
Regarding the matter of your recent test, please note that you must contact all 3,000 people on the attached sheet to advise them of your positive results.
amycamus:
The cover to Ann Coulter's book is on his nightstand, next to a bottle of lube and some Kleenex.
TyranosaurisWeen:
"and everybody made fun of my dress, and Billy Jacobs crawled up under it" "Why didn't you tell him to get out from under it?" "Why don't you? He's still there"
lil_amish_BOO:
"I'm descended from apes! Well, it beats being descended from Republicans, I guess..."
jildo:
Nope, no matter how hard I try my face just won't explode!
YibbleGuy:
Rare footage of Flannery O'Connor's only orgasm.
lil_amish_BOO:
"Hi, my name's Bob and apparently my head is up my ass. Little help here?"
amycamus:
Oh get up, Dick Morris.