Indomitus:
"What're you staring at? So I ran out of hair dye, you got a problem with that?"
thefifthbot:
After his 60'th plastic surgery, Michael Jackson suddenly went super nova.
Purrisa:
"Just because I'm shiny, people expect me to be happy. I'm tire of being stereotyped."
thefifthbot:
Now THAT was a quality buff 'n' wax job.
Moon_Queen:
man, I hate cleaning the twister board... especially after the monthly strip version...
Equinox365:
Each day before opening time, French waiters practice their condescending looks.
terryodude:
Why is it important what it does? It works.
TyranosaurisRex:
.oO(That fucking Timmy fell in the well again. What an asshole. Wait a minute. I'm not Lassie. *sigh* Guess I'll go hump somebody's leg or something)Oo.
BlakHat1:
Um, somebody call GK? Aw forget it... I'll just turn my monitor over.
windsong27:
Hey, I know the airlines are really cutting back, but where am I going to store my carryons if I have to ride on the wings?
bannerman:
British H. Stereotype here to tell you Yanks about hair loss.
Dankerella:
Each capsule of Xanotech has 500 milligrams of tiny F-16 fighter jets that eradicate internal pathogens.