JurassicPork:
Finally, when he was 41, Ben the beat cop was finally taken off training wheels.
shanky:
"Okay, here's the dictionary. Now.....to look up the pronunciation of California."
Agent_Moldy:
Slowly, the mailman approached. Would the Bartons' dog, Rover, attack again? Even worse, would Rover have mace? Again?
Dante83:
Yeah, Jimmy Hoffa was supposed to narrate this but for some reason he just never showed up.
Snard:
Barry Allen attempts to pass through another wall.
Dante83:
Hey gum! Help me pry it off and I'll split it with you!
Dante83:
Tonight's Episode: Hell Toupee!
Dante83:
"Someone's coming! Quick, secure the beehives!"
JurassicPork:
"Hun, I think it's time I broke down and got you a new bra. It's separating but it ain't lifting like it used to..."
Dante83:
He forgot his lines and is trying to flashback to the script.
UnReality:
Everybody knew what Ted was thinking. It was written all over his face.
JurassicPork:
Oddly enough, company sales went down after trying the new depressed, suicidal executive watermark...