Dante83:
If this were any more vaguely sexual it wouldn't be happening. Wait, that doesn't make sense...
JurassicPork:
Enlarge your penis for just pennies a day...!
Dante83:
"Honey, just admit that you don't know where we are." "I do so!" "We're on a runway, dear. Ask that pilot for directions." "Bah, pilots, they don't know anything..."
JurassicPork:
"In case you didn't know, we're the only ones in town allowed to have a red car. So go to Earl Sheib and get that paint job changed."
Dante83:
Guys, she doesn't need THAT many men to hold the latter. STOP looking up there, guys.
Agent_Moldy:
EXTREEEEEME Battleship!!!
JurassicPork:
"911, please hold. 911, please hold. Hello, is this WZLX? I have the answer to that trivia question..."
Dante83:
And I stood watch over the giant Tic Tacs all night long. Because that's what my country asked of me.
Dante83:
"Thanks for calling Mike and the Blotter, you're on the air." "Hi yeah, my question is for Blotter. Why do you never talk?"
JurassicPork:
.oO Thank God. I thought I'd lost this rare Condensed HUSTLER... Oo.
Dante83:
"Ah here we are: 'Empty Book to Place Over Porn'"
Dante83:
"You know, life is a lot like this big red wheel Steve. Just kind of goes round and round." "I'm requesting a new beat partner."